SOULLESS CREATURES

iphoneicarly:

only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

thedarkestsun:

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

most-consistent-curse:

not broke, just bent.

actually yes broke
very broke
need money

please

missingleftshoes:

I’m a child
I’m a lover being born